LYRICS/TRANSCRIPTION:
Russian Love Song, A: The Goons (Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan) [1957]

There were two Russian lovers, walking hand in hand
On the banks of a river in a snow covered land
A boy and a girl with starlight in their eyes
They kiss and caress as he tenderly sighs…

Talking:
Ha, ha, ha, comrade,
Alright comrade, that's enough

Singing:
Oh we meet each night by the silvery light
Of that dear old fashioned Russian satellite moon, hey!
It shines so bright, turns Americans white
At the sight of our dear old Russian satellite moon

Talking:
Hello, I'm in England, I tore open my flat
I ran into the cellar and I put on my old ARP hat

Ohh, ha hee ho, don't be silly
Come on in
Nyet!

Singing:
Dance and jive while we're all still alive
By the light of our glorious Russian satellite moon, ah ha ha ha

Gentlemen!

Oh, look up in the skies, I can't believe my eyes
It's the dear old fashioned Russian satellite moon

What, what, where?

Hand me my gun, we're going to have some fun
Oh, I've missed that naughty Russian satellite moon
What's this?
I'll have to run you in now for a very legal reason (ohh!)
Shootin' at Russian moons when they're out of season
An aside, my reply to that is this rocket is in fact
England's answer to the Russian satellite moon

Announcer: The president, gentlemen, the president of the harharnidharn har harmeriharn
Man: There’s a Russian satellite moon over Arkansas, Mr. President
President: Thank heaven it's not over America. Don't worry we are prepared for this!
Mr. Presley, let ‘em have it…

Now listen here, I made it clear
Just what we intend to do
Well, I'll rock around that Russian satellite moon-oon
I'll rock around that Russian satellite moon-oon
Unintelligible

Talking:
That's right comrade Elvis

Singing:
Go on, shake your hips
While we listen to the blips
Of our glorious Russian satellite moon

Russian Cossack singing with sound effects fade out